every everlark scene
thg | the cave part 4
"What use are emotions if you will not save the woman you love?”
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.
WHAT THE FUCk
This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.
Annie, look, I don’t know people, but I know TV. When characters feel like the show they’re on is ending their instinct is to spin-off into something safer. In Jeff and Britta’s case something that would last six episodes and have a lot of bickering about tweezers and gluten, starring them and an equally WASP-y brunette couple with a title like, ‘Better with My Worse Half,’ or ‘Awfully Wedded,’ or ‘Tying the Not,’ but ‘not’ is spelled without a k, or ‘#CouplePeopleProblems-’ Abed. and every episode you get to decide who wins the fight- Abed! by going to- Abed, stop developing!
At least we’ll have each other.
Till death do us part.